Some Good Old Fashioned Election Humour

…with the election only a month away, there will be much more of this to come….

Personally – I wish Sarah Palin would start calling herself “Goose” since she keeps bringing up “Maverick”

David Letterman’s Top Ten Surprises in the Vice Presidential Debate

10. First question for Palin: “Why in the hell do you keep agreeing to talk to Katie Couric?”
9. As a welcome to the candidates, St. Louis constructed a special “arch to nowhere.”
8. To even the playing field, Biden wore stilettos.
7. A confused John McCain kept stumbling onstage asking where he was.
5. Palin bore a striking resemblance to Mitt Romney in a wig.
3. Biden’s insistence that from his house in Delaware he can see Russia.
2. You could hear Hillary’s muffled screams from the parking lot.
1. Palin mentioned bombing Iran, Pakistan and Tina Fey

David Letterman’s Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp

10. “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9. “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8. “Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”

6. “We’re screwed!”
5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4. “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30”
3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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One response to “Some Good Old Fashioned Election Humour

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